UMass Students for Justice in Palestine Will Bring the Intifada to Your Doorstep
UMass Students for Justice in Palestine Will Bring the Intifada to Your Doorstep
Thanks to a joint pan-UMass effort, the Intifada is just a stone's throw away!
Do you remember the good old days before the internet, when you had to go to the store to buy clothes? When you had to go to the library to borrow a book? When you had to travel to a remote corner of the world to see terrorists freedom fighters blowing themselves and other people up to smithereens? Now, thanks to retail giants like Amazon, Doordash and Students for Justice in Palestine we can have everything we want - food, books, clothes and Intifada, brought to our doorstep at the click of a mouse, or a gun!
In case you thought the brave UMass branches of SJP are resting during the summer, it could not be further from the truth.
In a somewhat graphically challenged post1 by all of UMass branches of SJP, it is explained that UMass Leaders have had the audacity to hint2 that what happened on October 7 was a terror attack!
They added insult to injury by refusing to meet SJP’s perfectly reasonable demands and single-handedly FREE PALESTINE by forcing the board of trustees to immediately divest from all companies that “support the Zionist occupation of Palestine”.
The list of these companies include, according to the BDS website, the following: McDonalds, Domino’s Pizza, Pizza Hut, Burger King, Papa John’s, Intel and HP, among others.
In other words, UMass leadership refused to close down our cafeterias and trash our computers and printers. Oh, the sheer audacity!
It left our brave boys, girls and everything in between no choice but to take matters into their own hands, globalize the intifada and bring it here, to our shores. Their summer training camps are already operating in full force.
Will they be throwing stones? Blow up Jewish owned businesses? Shoot and stab civilians? Assault a “Zionist” journalist? Oh wait, they’ve already done that. Well, we guess we’ll have to wait and see. We’re sure it’s gonna be a blast.
The initiative comes from our flagship campus at Amherst, but our loyal soldiers in Boston are happy to chime in. What our campus lacks in encampments we make up for in dedicated faculty and fighting spirit.
Decolonization is not a metaphor, and it’s coming to the campus, restaurants and street corners near you.
We thank the reader who brought it to our attention.
Also, have they ever heard about rhyme. “Lies”-”genocide,” really? “Yemen, Yemen make us proud, turn another ship around!” sounds like Yeats in comparison.
What did these students have as a grade in English I? “His choice to debut [his pro-Israeli pin] is disgusting and proof that the board never intended to listen to us.” How about “SJP is disgusting and the embodiment of stupidity?”