Excommunication. Part 2

Continuing the list of damnation, because one post is certainly not enough

Due to a popular demand and an ever growing list of sinners, by the judgment of the Holy+Pendulum and by virtue of the power which has been given us, the Church of Woke and in the name our Lord and Savior Michel Foucault, we ALSO deprive the persons listed below, with all their accomplices and all their abettors, of the right to speak, of employment, of their good name, and of a myriad of other things we keep forgetting because we are so busy; and we deliver them to Satan.

So be it, so be it, so be it.

To be thus excommunicated:

• Lee Jussim, a fellow Dark Pirate and a UMass Boston alum, for uncovering Fiddler on the Roof’s true intentions. TRADITION!

• The Babbling Martlet, the most recent addition to our satirical family.

• Ralph Fiennes, for defending the heretic J.K. Rowling.

• John Cleese, for same.

• Ralph Hammann and all those who dare to oppose municipal and school district DEI takeovers.

• Bari Weiss, for being a traitor who stepped outside. Also for the re-creation of the free press, conveniently called The Free Press.

• Bill Maher, for being a traitor from the inside.

• Alan Sokal, for exposing the “studies” for what they truly are.

• James Lindsay, Helen Pluckrose and Peter Boghossian, together and each one separately, for same and more: exposing the conceptual penis of the “studies” and translating wokish into English.

• Gad Saad, Jordan B. Peterson, Steven Pinker, Dorian Abbot, Luana Maroja, Anna Krylov, and all the former and current academics who dare question the orthodoxy.

• The New York Times and The Atlantic, for opposing, albeit humbly, a future Lebanon of the Western hemisphere, overall, in college admissions, in college admission tests, and in healthcare. Better late than never.

• The Journal of Free Black Thought for daring to have (the wrong kind of) free thoughts while black.