We Will not be Silenced!
We Will not be Silenced!
Only this famous freedom fighter can stop a dangerous guest
Following the outrageous deplatforming of famous Palestinian human right activist and philanthropist Leila Khaled, Umass Boston’s Comrades took up the fight against the repression of academic freedom as a primary cause. They enlisted Khaled’s unique expertise as a strategic planner, freedom fighter and the first woman to ever accomplish the impressive challenge of hijacking an airplane.
The task standing before Khaled was monumental: She was hired to carry out the just cause of stopping the extremely dangerous active terrorist and known white supremacist Bari Weiss from giving a talk on campus. No easy feat, but if anyone can do it - it's our girl Leila!
The academic freedom enthusiasts stormed the lecture room, determined to defend freedom with their bodies, batons and knives. “We will no be silenced!” was their call for action. "We need to do everything in our power to shut down the dangerous speaker! Students can’t be exposed to her reactionary views! We must silence (wink wink nudge nudge) the neo-nazis among our faculty and staff who invited her!", shouted the group members, led by a surprisingly agile 78 year-old Khaled, who didn't even break a sweat.
When asked what's her secret, proud Khaled answered with a smile “A lecture room, an airplane, it’s all the same. As my dad used to say - hijacking is like riding a bike. You never really forget it!”
This is still a developing situation and we cannot tell when and how it will end, as the campus police was abolished per our good activists’ request. We will keep you updated.