UMass Boston Abolishes SAT in Favor of Equity
UMass Boston Abolishes SAT in Favor of Equity
A brilliant plan to abolish the SAT and replace it with plural identities pays off for our editor in (mis)chief!
True to its mission of promoting expansive notions of excellence and as part of the switch to equitable ungrading practices, UMB decided to abolish the sexist, racist and colonial SAT exam requirement. Instead, potential candidates will be scored according to a novel system devised by and named after the Wokeness Takeover Foundation (WTF). Applicants have to write an essay where they will detail their plural identities, and will be accepted or rejected based on the plurality, intersectionality and multiple axes of oppression of their group identities.
We are happy to announce that our very own Frank and Louie (yes, that’s meowself!), a queer, furry, disabled catgender of multiple colors and plural noses, obtained the highest ever WTF score and was immediately awarded a doctoral degree in Performative Wokeness studies, granted by Prof. Mulva Taylor.
It’s Dr. Frank and Louie for you from now on.